What and where is this?
It is in the place where we are as this is written.
As a hint, the title of this page "On The Beach" should not be taken literally.
In the Software consulting business it means that a consultant is not actively employed;
he/she has no current assignment.
In our case it means that we have gone from a very active period ten days ago to one
where we sleep late and go to bed late and don't have all that much scheduled each day.
DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTER
80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces,
"Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!"
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."